Thats it, I'm moving!

All I want to do it eat and sleep. Must I endure being dressed up like some kind of doll. The big humans are okay, its the little ones I want to bite. One more episode like this and I'm digging my way out.

Big secret

Don't tell the humans that feed me, but I am an alien. They think I'm this cute little dog who likes to play ball. Little do they know I'm from another galaxy altogether. They're sooooo dumb. Did you see Dogs In Black?

My Morning

This morining I was crying because i wanted attention from my humans, but they were all sleeping. So I kept crying untill one of my humans came. They let me outside and get a drink and put me in my crate. Once again I started to cry and my other human came down picked me up and went up stairs. Then she put me in the bathroom while she went potty. Then she put me in my other humans room to sleep because I refused to sleep elsewhere.

My Rough Day

I had a pretty rough day today, first the same bird keeps taunting me flying back and forth repeatly. To make it worse my human said we were going for a walk and I did'nt do the walking part, my human picked me up and held me while she skated. About two hours later my other human told me we were going for a walk and i believed him because he actually put the harness and leash on me. Well I meet a new dog today named Ricky, he is a cocker spaniel. Then my human tried to walk me up the hill and I did'nt want to leave my daddy (he's a human to). So I cried and whined and he let me stay with my daddy. That is pretty much it, I'm still considering buying that gun.

Lazy Sunday

Darn, won't those humans feed me? For barking out loud! If those bird keep flying over my house I going to buy a gun.